Ticket to Nirvana

Cue the drum roll….

and while you are at it, let me make an announcement in my best possible baritone voice: “Today ladies and gents, I'm gonna introduce y'all to yours truly ….

and how great she is at poking fun at her best friend.”

I’m sure all of you are dying to know a little more about me and my special talent (NOT!!) so here’s me granting your wish regardless of whether you wished for it or not. TEEHEE

If you are really interested in attaining Nirvana then don't give up a single chance to make your best friend's life a living hell whenever they screw up!

I attained Nirvana a few years ago. So, I believe I am the right person to point you guys in the correct direction.

Here are some simple ways by which you can start your journey towards ultimate enlightenment.

Numero Uno: Never give up the opportunity to tease them over a typo they made during a text conversation. Here’s a tip from the pros: Try to incorporate these typos into normal conversations. It gets them everytime.

Numero Dos: Always catch the words they mispronounce and start pronouncing them in the same manner. Do this till they realize what went wrong. Never let them forget that they mispronounced a word, especially if it's a simple word.

I’m gonna give you guys a non-exhaustive list of words that my best friend managed to mispronounce: Aks rather than Ask, Mass-a-chu-ets instead of Massachusetts, Sa-pe-ty in place of safety and last but definitely not the least con-fes-ti-cated in lieu of confiscated.

Numero Très: Remind them of that one time they did something supremely embarrassing while they are trying to impress someone. It’s evil. I know.

Numero Quatro: Keep a secret stash of all their awkward pictures from their preteen years. They can easily be converted into ghosts from the past, hidden skeletons or whatever you wanna call them!